About the Author

I had The Matrix ruined for me by Frylock and their George Foreman Grill. I think my cousin is the best in the world. I love it when he is massaging the sasquatch. I'm a wiz at Centipede and can play for days. I'm addicted to my LEGO portrait of Number 6, and never put it down. Even when I'm kidnapping my brother. I think my half brother is the best in the world. I love it when he is shaving the hamster. I often fantasize about skinning Britney Spears.